Let's Get Phil
by BGQueen and Auzi

I'm your average ordinary guitarist
Happy doing solos
In fact that's why I'm here
Gotta million ways to pick a string 
And the band always agrees
But when I try to sing a song
That's when they'll say
   Get in there and play your part
Joe, stop bugging me
  If you don't we'll throw you out
Hey, now that's not fair
  We said play your guitar
No way!
  Cut your hair
Don't got a style, Sav
  Sorry, lads, gotta disappear
Let's get the Phil outta here

CHORUS
  Seven Eleven, it's open all night
  Get them guitar strings
  String 'em tight
  It takes a minute
  Not too long
  So, come on, let me sing it
  Sing one verse please

Let's get, let's get, let's get Phil
 Let's get, let's get, let's get Phil
Let's get him to sing
And put down the six-string
SO let's get let's get let's get Phil

OH!

I'm your average ordinary everyday Phil
Driving with Jacki
To get her in the mood
She's playin' with my Dracula 
And Rory don't agree
But when I tried to take it away
Here's what she'll say
  It's too pretty for me to put down
She makes me wanna scream
  I wanna keep it at my home
Oh, go ahead! but just one thing...
I suppose a Fender's outta the question

   All I wanna do 
   Is get it right on my take two
   But every time I try to play it
   I get bored inside this studio
   Heaven knows I'm sick and tired of playin' this damn tune

I feel lucky today
Hey, maybe I'll get it right, man guitar for them. Take a drink.