Date sent: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 10:50:59 -0500 (EST) From: Christopher C Gottschalk Subject: A Def Leppard Parody HANG (a parody of Def Leppard's "Slang") by Chris Gottschalk Walkin' out of the courthouse district 'Cause the judge said my verdict was innocent (Oh my my) What's in front of my eyes A bunch of vigilantes and a noose my size Don't shoot or stab or poison me or gas me out All I ever wanna get is hanged...All Right Hang with me (I don't wanna stick around baby) Hang with me (I just wanna get a stretched neck) Hang with me (I don't wanna stick around baby) All I ever wanna get is hanged They slipped than noose down over my head Then laughed real hard sayin' I'd be dead And they strung me up and said "Amen" I think I'd feel a lot better if the weren't my friends! Don't shoot or stab or poison me or gas me out All I ever wanna get is hanged Hang with me (I don't wanna stick around baby) Hang with me (I just wanna get a stretched neck) Hang with me (I don't wanna stick around baby) All I ever wanna get is hanged I'm the reciever of some hemp fever (repeat) (repeat chorus) Enjoy, people! Chris G.