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Sung to the tune of, "Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bad"
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Probable writer: Phil Collen

"HAVE YOU EVER LOST THE REMOTE FOR YOUR TV?"
By Mike Reinemann

Here it is, the Superbowl game today,
It's a game I just can't miss,
I bought my chips, along with hot salsa dip,
I'm gonna eat myself sick,
It's too much.

I settle down and grab my TV guide,
I reach for the 'mote, but find it's all a lie!

CHORUS
Have you ever lost the remote for your tv?
Have you run around in circles,
Your brain getting weak,
Did you ever try so hard,
That your dog was laughing hard?
Have you ever lost the remote for your tv?
Why does this happen to me,
I'm gonna find ya baby.. YEAH!

Here I sit, my super day is no more,
I couldn't change the Oprah show,
The game was gone, I spent the day with my dog,
He had a secret he would share,
In my lawn.

I let him out, he did his normal routine,
But when he wrapped up, it was plain to see.

CHORUS #2
My dog had eaten the remote control!
He had gnashed the precious object,
While I had a doze,
The remains are in my yard,
Now my world is torn apart,
Have you ever had your dog eat the remote?

SOLO

In my dreams my dog is, Saddam Husein..
The remote control burns, and Oprah is still on,
If I don't buy a new one, I'll hide till MASH re-runs are done,
Damned if I don't, dammed if I do,
I gotta buy a dog proof remote!

REPEAT FIRST CHORUS
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