Subject: Re: DL & wierd Al  [HYENPSB]
Date: Fri, 29 Mar 96 15:03:35 -0000
From: "Garell L. Forehand" <gribley@dfw.net>


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Have You Ever Needed Peeing So Bad?

Here I am, I'm in a crowd without a can.
It's a game I just can't win.
There it is, but someone else is in the bin,
And they won't let me in.

[Pre-chorus]
Why keep me waiting on a rainy day.
Baby let me in so I can drain it away.

[Chorus]
Have you ever needed peeing so bad? Yeah.
Have you ever tracked a potty you just couldn't have?
Did you ever try so hard to find a tree, a ditch or yard?
Have you ever needed peeing so bad?
You've got the pot I gotta have --
I gotta have it, baby, yeah.

There you go, midnight coffee break again, yeah.
No way I'll make it till the dawn.
You wanna go further, no stopping till the day,
But in the morning I'll need the John,
And there'll be none.

[Pre-chorus]
Why keep me waiting on a rainy day.
Baby let me stop so I can drain it away.

[Chorus]
Have you ever needed peeing so bad? Yeah.
Have you ever tracked a potty you just couldn't have?
Did you ever try so hard to find a tree, a ditch or yard?
Have you ever needed peeing so bad?

Every dream I dream is like some kinda huge latrine.
To hold me back for love, you must be some kinda thug.
And if my time don't ever come, I swear you'll be the one -- 
Damned if I don't, damned if I do --
I gotta take a leak on you.

[Chorus]
Have you ever needed peeing so bad? Yeah.
Have you ever tracked a potty you just couldn't have?
Did you ever try so hard to find a tree, a ditch or yard?
Have you ever needed peeing so bad? So bad?
Have you ever needed peeing? Ever needed peeing? yeah.
Did you ever try so hard to find a tree, a ditch or yard?
Have you ever needed peeing so bad?
You've got the pot I gotta have --
I gotta have it, baby, yeah.

It's a game I just can't win, whoa.

Have you ever needed peeing? Have you ever needed peeing?
You just can't have...

[Fade out with crossed legs]


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Garell