Make Love Like a Hare
(title by "Noodle" of Australia) 
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Make love, like a hare
bunnies beware, I got love to spare!

All you hon's
with jumping buns
I'm-a' lookin' for ears
& I don't mean Spears, yeah

Just us two
We'll rendez-vous
Under the tree
Just you & me, yeah

Every bunny....

Hop to me
     It's no surprise
Hop to you
     Before your eyes
Hop on me
     Where once were two
Hop on you
     There's eighty-five

But while we chew our leaves
upon our lovestruck tra-ils,
a' good-old Elmer Fudd
Takes aim right at our tails!

Now we're stew
But in Heaven, too, 
we can....

Make love, like a hare...