Def Leppard biopic is a story not worth repeating

When the time comes for my inevitable run for President of the United States, there's one skeleton in the closet I won't be able to explain. As a teenager, I experimented with hair metal.

No, hair metal isn't some street drug you never heard about. It's a genre of music popular in the late 1980s also known as glam rock, lipstick metal or, as it's more commonly known in retrospect, crap.

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